princeowl:

what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful

(via fake-mermaid)

landorus:

how do u not like kit kats what is wrong with u

(Source: westernlariat, via intensional)

likasashes:

puscyiffer:

remember when half of tumblr simultaneously disregarded the law of conservation of mass because of a gif with a chocolate bar on it

(Source: shalrath, via strangeparkings)

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

(via asian)

coldsweatsandsneakers:

So today a little girl came into the library where I work in an Elsa costume and she looked just like Elsa and my boss made the mistake of walking up to her and saying “well hello, princess, how are you?” and the little girl just says “Excuse me, I am a queen” and walks away

(via laur-please)